So hey! I'm not dead. But I'm only on here because of tag obligation. Uh...
So I did scan! But I didn't post. I should, uh, get on that.
*cough*
Moving on.
The darn tag.
I was tagged by this crazy cat:
According to the taggy-thing itself,
1. You must post these rules2. Each person has to share 10 things about themselves3. Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the people you tag will have to answer.4. Choose 10 people and put their icons in your journal5. No tag backs6. YOU MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. NO COMMENTS. Unless you're commenting about the actual entry.Like hell I'm tagging 10 people though. I don't feel like making up 10 questions either. So, yeah. I'm fairly certain I've made up 10 questions for this very meme at least once or twice before XD
1) Favorite crack pairing?
I don't really do crack pairings.
My favorite totally-not-canon, would-give-the-writers-a-heart-attack-if-they-knew-we-were-shipping-them pairing, however, is Yuri Lowell and Flynn Scifo from Tales of Vesperia, because holy crap, do these Tales game writers just have no idea how to write a pair of male friends without inserting almost as much sexual tension as your average Harlequin romance novel?
2) If you had MAGIC HAIR that did absolutely anything you wanted (including facial hair, even for chicks), what would you do with it?
I would make the beard go away.
Then I would make the leg hair and the pit hair go away.
Then I would make the hair on top of my head either lie straight like I want it to or stick up into an imitation of Maleficent's headdress, depending on my mood.
3) Do you have a tendency to hoard anything, especially something you don't need (more of)?
Money? Wait, I need that.
Paperwork. I keep paperwork forever.
4) Roughly speaking, what does your dream house look like? how many people live there?
My dream house is a bigass Gothic mansion inhabited by me, whatever immediate family I have at the time, and a small army of maids.
5) Board games (Risk, Monopoly, Clue, etc) or card games (Poker, Hearts, Blackjack, etc)?
Video games.
Seriously, screw board games and card games.
Screw card games harder though.
6) It is the distant future and pretty much anything goes in the fashion world, from steampunk to renaissance wear, from hobo to super-anime (complete with extra zippers and belt buckles). what are you wearing?
Probably the exact same thing I'm wearing now: jeans and nerdy t-shirts.
7) if you could afford and properly care for any pet, no matter how exotic or large, what would it be?
A unicorn
8) do you keep a secret diary??
Eh, too much work.
9) if you could be reborn into any world, be it from books, movies, or whatever, which one would you choose and what would you do there?
So you know how long ago I made this ridiculous cult based around skittle colors with my friends? And how it eventually evolved into "the Elemental Knights" of Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Sun, and Moon? And how I had three friends in on it with me, but only three of the elements could be feminine (for balance!), so one of us had to be a guy, and I was the most boyish? So, you know, how I turned myself into a guy in the headcanon for this ridiculous story?
I want to be in that story.
I mean, I kind of also don't, because I'm a sadist and have put Aiden through physical, emotional, and psychological torture, but I've got this whole long timeline of stuff that happens in my head and if I could experience any of my crazy stories in person that's the one I'd pick.
…Despite the fact that that's definitely the one I'd be most likely to wish I weren't in, if I were.
Hey, I haven't totally decided if it's official headcanon that Aiden gets his right eye scooped out with a jagged spoon!
what the hell is wrong with me10) SING ME THE SONG OF YOUR PEOPLE
IIIIIIIIIII'M bringing home a baby bumblebee, won't my mommy be so proud of me! I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, OW WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING BEE OH MY GOD WELL FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO SQUISH YOU THAT'S RIGHT DEAD DEAD DEAD YOU'RE DEAD YOU SUNUVABITCH SEE HOW YOUR INNARDS DECORATE MY PALMS!
…Now my mommy won't be mad at me! *cute smile*Be appeased, crazy.